I can hear the wailing and tooth gnashing all the way at the other end of the country from Texas. Some woman is asked to cover up the "vote the Bible" T-shirt and it's like a wake up call to every stupid, seditious and secessionist pervert in the Babble Belt to start howling that the request was because the Bible is "offensive." Um, I guess that down in the dark heart A Texas, the illegality of campaigning or telling people how to vote in a polling place or its environs is neutralized if the deed is wrapped up in the Bible like a Burrito. Wrapped up in the Christian version of course and served with a spicy ignorance sauce. Show up at the polls in Bunghole, Texas with an Obama T-shirt and see how different the reaction is and who takes offense.
Look Tex, the Bible is all about obedience to an unelected, unaccountable and unquestionable authority that threatens to kill you and eat your children for the most ludicrously minor infraction like refusing to rape your sister in law. (Genesis 38: 8-10) The Bible tells you to forgive debts after 7 years and forbids you to charge interest (which would make Capitalism illegal) if you "vote the Bible" but that's OK I guess. You have no idea how it works anyway, do you? Or you can specify the Christian Bible wherein Saul of Tarsus tells you all those gruesome threats about eating your children (Leviticus 26:27-9) or those 613 Commandments mean nothing -- which makes the whole idea of voting the Bible meaningless. That should be a relief of course, thinking about the 42 children God murdered in hideous fashion for mocking a bald man. (2 Kings 2:23-24)
Yeah, right, that's not what Pastor Pervy taught in Sunday School, or your idiot Attorney General raves about and it's not what the Constitution allows if you want to get down to some basic literacy. The Bible is full of atrocities nearly all of us wouldn't want to exist in the world any more and besides, the Christian version says that following Jesus with love in your heart absolves you of those laws and threats of violence (Romans 8:2) Why the hell can't you be content with that and stop trying to take over a secular democracy that allows the freedom of religion you take for granted. Why the hell can't you practice the religion you claim to believe in?