OK, call it silly Saturday, but they're all the same, all silly and it's a shame.
to the grocery store and grabbed a package of the yogurt covered
cranberries my wife likes and what do you know? They're now Greek
yogurt covered cranberries although they taste exactly the same. The
revolution is over. There's no more non-Hellenic yogurt to be had
anywhere in any form. Active, inactive, fruit on the bottom or no fruit
at all, it's all Greek, all the time and forever. Another win for
commercial groupspeak. Opa!
The way we talk! I've never heard it before but in the last few days, I'm hearing "in the wheelhouse" over and over. Sometimes it's my wheelhouse or your
wheelhouse and as far as I can tell it might mean what "in the
ballpark" meant last week, or perhaps it still does -- who knows? Not
me. Anyway, my boat has a wheelhouse but I'm not in it. Too damn hot
today and by the way God Damn it, it's not genius whatever it is - nothing is genius, it's a damned noun, not an adverb! Is that in your twerking wheelhouse brah?
So whatever else might be trending
today amongst the low word count, #instaenglish set, keep it to
yourself. I've had enough, go put it in your hashtag and smoke it or
shove it up your shark and jump it. I don't need a reminder of how
nothing makes any sense and how much you like it that way