A yoga class at the University of Ottawa has run into trouble, even though you'd think otherwise, it being a class designed to benefit disabled students. Yoga you see belongs to a victimized culture, one that has like countless others
"experienced oppression, cultural genocide and diasporas due to colonialism and western supremacy,"
Now I know better than to predict by extrapolation, but this isn't an isolated thing. Everyone on campus at least is searching for protection from something, Everyone assumes the right never to feel uncomfortable, a right never to feel a lack of warm, cuddly and maternal protection from the slings and arrows of freedom of the press, freedom of speech and apparently freedom of religion -- and yes, Yoga is a religion and as such no one should espouse any teachings from it if they're not victims of British colonialism. No, don't ask me to explain because then I'd have to explain a lot of Liberal Shibboleths that make just as little sense. Just accept that the copyright on truth belongs to the victims and aren't we all?
Now if I can't practice yoga because India was a British colony over 60 years ago, I certainly can't espouse anything I like about Christianity because Christians have been persecuted victims, at least to hear them tell it. So sorry, I can no longer celebrate Christmas. I can't even be a thug because Thugee is an Indian religion. I can't be a Pundit for the same reason. I can't carry a 20 dollar bill because Andrew Jackson was a racist and I can't tolerate a building at Princeton named for Woodrow Wilson because he was also a racist and I'd just feel uncomfortable, you know, attending that racist school. If anything makes me uncomfortable, I have the right to be protected from it, don't I? In this safest and most comfortable world?
I have a right to demand the press doesn't cover my protests. I have a right to demand satisfaction if I hear lyrics that make me uncomfortable on a jukebox or radio. No that isn't hyperbole, it's a true story nor am I indulging in unfair reductio. This thing started out absurd -- as absurd as the presumed right to be protected from the unpleasantness of the truth, of history or other people's version of the truth. It's kind of the the ugly stepchild of Stand Your Ground laws because if your interpretation, your methodology, your opinion varies from mine, I have the right to attack you with all the authority victimhood confers.
Ridiculous? Of course but, the momentum is large and we have a whole lot of pretend Liberals who will support such claims to inviolable protective custody -- so, as the saying goes, if you can't lick 'em, join 'em. Here's my manifesto: I don't want to see any Churches or Crosses or hear any talk of "Christ." Too many people have been victims of Christian aggression and persecution. I have the right to be protected from words like "old" and "Senior" for obvious reasons. That goes for many other epithets as well, It makes me feel marginalized. What about the names of States and Cities taken, like the land itself, from indigenous peoples? Indiana? That's racist! Washington? He was a RACIST!
I demand racist signatures be deleted from any and all US documents and laws including the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.. I demand that the US flag be removed and banned since it's flown over so many atrocious acts and conditions. I demand that the Ten Commandments and any references to Hebrew prophets and practices be removed from all churches and writings and from Sunday schools: cultural genocide, actual genocide, oppression and diasporas, don't you know. The racist teachings of Martin Luther must be banned and Catholic Churches of all sorts make me feel uncomfortable and have to go. You might want to get a snack or something, This is going to be a very long list.
But really, you have to agree on my inherent right to suppress, to expunge, to ban, to inhibit and deny any and all things, all records, all personages, all artifacts, all opinions and certainly all of history if it in any way lowers my self esteem and makes me feel uncomfortable, don't I? I have a right to be protected!