There ain't no drought in California
There ain't no flames in Hell
The snow don't fall in North Dakota
His hair is free of gel.
The rain it runs into the sea
Because of Uncle Sam
It's all about some kind of fish
But Trump will build a dam!
"There can't be no climate change"
His beer is always cold
And all his lies are really great
The finest ever told.
The bear it's said, goes to the woods
When he needs to take a dump.
America goes to the polls
To vote for Donald Trump