Geronimo

I’m fed up with French jokes and French bashing, but if you’ve spent time in France, you know they like to smoke and don’t like to be told they can’t.

But Sandrine Helene Sellies is a cut above the others when it comes to courtesy.  When she just had to have a smoke, she took her cigarettes, a lighter and headed for the door.  Unfortunately Helene had taken a little something to soothe her nerves and a lot of something else to wash it down and the door was located at 30,000 feet over the Pacific

Arriving in Australia for a vacation with her husband, says BBC she pleaded guilty to endangering the safety of an aircraft at Brisbane Magistrates Court and was given a 12-month A$1,000 good behavior bond - she will forfeit the money if she commits another offence.  That’s if they can find her wallet in the wreckage.