Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Truth? We don't have to show you no steenking truth!


The Township of Saginaw Michigan says you can’t wear red and green this season because they’re part of an anti-God group or they’re Liberals, which is the same thing, right?

Oh really?
No, it’s O’Reilly. Crooks and Liars – the perfect place for reports on Bill’s creative talents – tells us that the unruly O’Reilly broadcast that story on his radio show on Monday last.

"In Saginaw , Michigan , the township opposes red and green clothing on Anyone, In Saginaw Township they basically said anybody, we don't want you wearing red or green. I would dress up from head to toe in red to green if I were in Saginaw Michigan

I’d love to see that. I’d love to see him tied to a 40 foot Douglass Fir trunk with red and green lights festooned from his tarred and feathered body – but that’s just a dream.

Actually there isn’t even a germ of truth in it and the Saginaw Township hall is at this moment decorated with red and green Christmas lights, according to WNEM-TV5 in Saginaw. But what the hell do they know – they’re probably Liberals.

Is there any greater force in the universe than the Republican’s ability to deny truth even when it’s crammed down their throats like boiling oil – but that’s just a dream.

3 comments:

Crankyboy said...

There is some truth in O'Lielly's report. There is a place called Saginaw, Michigan.

mrsleep said...

The truth will set you free. As long as you go to Bill's website to buy a book and some logo merchandise.

Capt. Fogg said...

What O'Reilly sells as truth stinks so bad you could use it for catfish bait. Believing lies is the new national sport.