April fool?

Nah - he's a fool every day. I don't know if the White House has installed those plastic thingies that keep your kids from putting their fingers in the outlets, but the new, experimental hydrogen hybrid vehicle from Ford does not and FoMoCo President Alan Mulally had to grab the Toddler in Chief by the arm to keep him from plugging a power cord into the hydrogen filler during a demonstration on the White House lawn. Cheney was standing right next to him, evil smirk and all.

What enormous things hang on the chance happenings of a moment. How the world might have changed in a flash - a big flash.