Monday, November 26, 2007

She can't hide

Although Ann H. Coulter has a habit of posting personal information about her critics on her website, she doesn't want you to know that she lives at:

242 SEABREEZE AVE
PALM BEACH FL 33480 6129

In fact she's finally succeeded at having her name removed from the Palm Beach County public records as the law normally would require. Convincing the County that, whether or not turnabout is fair play, she dislikes having taunts aimed at her and is a victim of harassment, entitled to anonymity as well as immunity from the riot act.

The hateful Miss Coulter (it's her middle name after all) who seems to have told us John Edwards was a "faggot" and should be killed by terrorists; that Justice John Paul Stevens should be poisoned, feels safer now, knowing that nobody knows where she lives in her expensive home at 242 Seabreeze Ave near the Breakers (look carefully, she's removed the number plate) and her rectally infected buddy, Rush Limbaugh. Seems she sometimes gets letters and even hears people shouting at her from the street. Some of the voices might be real.

Maybe it's some of those merry 9/11 widows enjoying their husbands' deaths. Maybe it's one of the judges a follower of Ann actually tried to poison. Who knows? Of course if you knew that she lived at 242 Seabreeze Ave, Palm Beach, FL 33480 you could write her and ask, but you don't, of course.

9 comments:

Intellectual Insurgent said...

That was hilarious!

Capt. Fogg said...

Oh, Ann's a laugh a minute, you know.

Intellectual Insurgent said...

She really is. At least she would be funny if it weren't so frightening that people take her nonsense so seriously.

d.K. said...

She and Rush live in the same neighborhood? What did that do to property values there?? Yuck!

Capt. Fogg said...

Well values are declining, but not because of that. Actually Limpboy lives in a much nicer area. Ann's house is no bigger than mine and on a smaller lot, but Rush's place is the size of my neighborhood and has huge ocean frontage. Palm beach tends to be a very Republican place, although the Kennedys have a compound somewhere around there.

Buffalo said...

I get the idea she shouldn't count on your vote should run for public office.

Capt. Fogg said...

Oh I don't know - cesspool inspector should be something she's perfectly qualified for.

d nova said...

roof looks good. obviously hasn't been firebombed (yet).

i'm convinced all she needs is 2 get laid. cn't think o any guy that wd do it, tho....

Capt. Fogg said...

I'm not volunteering