Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Will she or won't she?

Florida has two lotteries. One is the kind where you buy tickets at the 7-11 and the other one is the Justice system.

I’m curious to see whether Ann Coulter, one of Florida’s foulest females, has picked a winner this time. No, I’m not referring to her almost daily slander and libel, incitement to commit murder and assault on government officials; the horrible harpy of ad hominem managed to get caught committing voting fraud when she voted in last week’s City Council election.

According to today’s Palm Beach Post, the Satan-worshipping queen of witches cast her ballot in a precinct 4 miles north of the precinct where her Palm Beach home is located. Florida statutes make it a third-degree felony to vote knowingly in the wrong precinct. Information given on a voter registration application is considered sworn testimony and lying or giving false information on a voter's registration can cost up to $5,000 and five years behind bars.

What do you want to bet that this State, which has banned tens of thousands of minority voters from the polls because of a false felon’s list, won’t do anything to that slathering psychotic? What do you want to bet that she will declare herself a victim and will shriek about stupid liberals while her head spins around and around spewing green slime?

Will she or won’t she go to jail? Fogg reports, you decide.

5 comments:

phinky said...

Isn't Palm Beach County a "blue" county? I know it's the richest county in Fla, but didn't it go for Kerry in 2004? If it is, then Ann getting a court date. I would suggest writing to the State's Attorney office and demand that they prosecute her.

phinky said...

Now that I've read the story. She was busted by the gossip columnist. Hahahaha.

Capt. Fogg said...

It may be the richest county, but the richest municipality is in Martin County to the north. PBC has slums and a very diverse population. What pleases me is the stink that was raised there by the Rupublicans - including Coulter - about the Democrats trying to steal the 2000 election. It was dripping with racist and anti-semitic rhetoric. A few people were found to have voted twice, although I believe most turned out to be stolen identities. This was used as "proof" of Democrat perfidy and articles abounded about how Clinton probably wasn't really elected either.

These people are so dishonest that there really is no accurate term to cover them - crazy is too inadequate, evil is almost laughably innocent. But yes, Coulter being busted by a gossip columnest who happened ot know the realtor whose address Coulter was using to commit fraud is funny, but fukkier yet would be to watch her being consumed by flesh eating staphlococcus bacteria while red, fuming nitric acid slowly drips up her nose.

I have every expectation that she will blame this on liberal elitists and that she will get away with a slap on the wrist.

d nova said...

she couldn't even find her own polling place?

priceless!

Capt. Fogg said...

Worse, she used a bogus address to register.