Thursday, June 07, 2007

Free in five days!

There are events that absolutely overwhelm any attempts to portray them cynically. All I can do right now is report that Paris Hilton is home from jail for undisclosed "medical" reasons. She's under house arrest, but we can be sure Chez Hilton is more comfortable than a jail cell and more accessible to visitors.

If Bush had pardoned Scooter this morning, I could no doubt dredge up some dark sarcasm, but right now all I can do is roll my eyes and make choking noises.

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