Tuesday, August 28, 2007

A year without America

Looks like you can't trust the Americans or their cheap products. A defect in a China Airlines Boeing 737 caused the massive fire that narrowly missed killing hundreds of people who were saved only because of the quick action of the well trained Chinese air crew. Although I 'm sure the responsible CEO will be taken out and shot immediately, the way they do in China, it's not enough. America as a whole should be punished. An embargo against all American products should be put in place until everyone can be sure that Greedy Americans have stopped putting profit ahead of safety.

6 comments:

d.K. said...

You're forgetting the subtext of our national motto, Capt. Fogg -- do as we say, not as we do (our current president, with his constant "freedom" spewing, is the greatest standard bearer in the U.S. for this credo).

Capt. Fogg said...

I'm partially convinced that the hysteria over Chinese imports is retaliatory and has to do with their embargo on US Beef that started with the discovery of Mad Cow disease here.

Of course the above was tongue in cheek and I wrote it after hearing Cafferty read an angry e-mail about "the Chinese are sending us poison food."

Intellectual Insurgent said...

The hypocrisy of this anti-China hysteria is mind-boggling. How the hell did obese, lazy, America think $50 DVD players were possible?

Capt. Fogg said...

'Cause God wants us to have toys?

d nova said...

more like we're god's toys.

did u say $50? i'll take one!

Capt. Fogg said...

Mine was $49 five years ago