Day by day
US Naval blockade of Iranian oil ports in place.
Oil hits $237/barrel!
Joint Chiefs declare at least 2 million men needed for invasion of Iran.
Bush disbands Joint Chiefs, Rumsfeld takes direct command of armed forces.
Bush suspends mid term elections – cites imminent nuclear danger from Ireland.
Dublin feels shock and awe! IRAl Qaeda terrorist cells in Belfast bombed.
Tony Blair: “What the F*ck?”
Bush to restore draft for everyone between 18 and 64
Rick Santorum comes out of the closet wearing pink.
Iran and Ireland are the same thing, says Condoleeza
US a Rogue Nation says UN
UN is hiding WMD, says Bush, blockades building in NYC
US forces occupy UN building, fly US flag
US forces taking over major newspapers, media outlets. Olbermann and Dobbs executed, hundreds feared dead.
America needs unity in time of war says secretary of information O’Reilly.
Patriotic Americans back making Bush President for Life – “He’s God’s choice!” says secretary of faith Falwell
Anti-American Democrat traitors hunted down like dogs – crowds cheer.
Constitution confirms that Jesus is lord - Dems were lying!
Democrats hiding WMD’s - hate us for our freedom!
America is unanimous – Liberals must be deported for security reasons. Camps to be built in Utah.
Field Marshall Rumsfeld declares annexation of Canada complete
Army of Christ marches south to Mexico! Manifest destiny says von Rumsfeld
We did not nuke European capitols, says Emperor Bush – it was God’s hand.
God smites Russian and Asian capitols. Shows wrath at evildoers worldwide
Oil fields in Mid East now ours says Emperor - Iran and Iraq and Kuwait citizens all decided to go elsewhere.
Jews joyously convert to Christianity - Bush new King of Jerusalem
Only Republicans to be Raptured, says Messiah
Kingdom of God at hand!
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