Thursday, October 20, 2005

Inside information


Breaking News

Dr. Rice testifies about George W. Bush's hidden assets.

Details later

4 comments:

Intellectual Insurgent said...

She's probably gesturing about the size of Bush's brain.

Capt. Fogg said...

Or something even smaller. . .

Intellectual Insurgent said...

God spoke to Adam and told him he had good news and bad news. Adam asked for the good news first. God said, "the good news is that I have given you a penis and a brain." Adam was excited and says "that's great, what could be the bad news?" God replied, "I will only give you enough blood to use one at a time."

mrsleep said...

ii,
the truth hurts.