-1 Corinthians 15:33-
How do you insult something that’s disgusting beyond description? What would you call a stinking pile of fly covered putrescent dog shit on a hot sidewalk that could make it sound more nauseating, more repulsive than it is?
You could try calling it a pile of Limbaugh; that demonic bastard in pig’s clothing whose foul verbal flatulence turns the clouds over Florida brown and whose existence stains the reputation of some ancient crotch scratching, dung throwing, hairy hominid from which we all descend. Rush Limbaugh, whose subhuman delight is in humiliating an awkward adolescent girl on national TV by calling her the White House dog, stoops now to claiming that Michael J. Fox is faking his Parkenson’s symptoms to get sympathy for his campaign to promote stem cell research.
Sure, Rush is only the anus from which the stinking effluvia of the Republican Party emanates. Without the GOP and the witless and willing listeners who serve as his gaping toilet, that inflamed and bloated colon posing as a man would have no job, but that’s hardly an excuse is it?
If there really were an omnipotent Yahweh, for the sake of Rush alone he would destroy the human race. His dishonesty, smug stupidity and malice easily offsets the selfless lives of countless suffering servants of the good and although Rush is younger than I am, my fondest hope is to live long enough to enjoy his demise, may it be excruciating and humiliating, so that I can accuse him of faking it.
7 comments:
I cannot believe that anyone listens to his tripe. How does he still have an audience?
You should at least offer some toilet paper with this post. I feel unclean after reading it.
The real tragedy is that many people DO listen to him -- and believe the sewage that comes out of his mouth.
Although I read that his ratings have declined slightly of late, he has the largest radio talk show audience in the United States with 13.5 million listeners.
Limbaugh was the 1992, 1995, 2000 and 2005 recipient of the Marconi Radio Award for Syndicated Radio Personality of the Year (given by the National Association of Broadcasters)
Limbaugh attracts the highest percentage (56%) of opinion news consumers relative to all other television and radio programs in the United States.
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is living proof that there is no God.
I have casual friends who listen to him regularly.
He will get his just desserts in time, unfortunately for all of us, we have to deal with him now.
Capt. Fogg:
You have a way with the English language that makes me long daily for your masterful take on the current nauseum of the day - and today's post didn't disappoint me.
On a more serious note, my brother-in-law, a 40 year old man who also suffers from early onset Parkinson's, would affirm that Limbaugh is crazy - that the effects exhibited by Michael Fox are the result of the meds he must take that keep him communicative. In the absence of those meds, which I've witnessed firsthand, he becomes frozen, literally, with no ability to articulate or engage in any kind of real social intercourse. Limbaugh is shameless, slimey, and has sunk to new lows. What an insult to all those who bravely suffer and watch while our government refuses to spend dollars on research that might alleviate their suffering and instead, invests that money in activities that inflict equally unspeakable suffering on our young men and women in uniform. Thanks for your one of a kind way of expressing this ridiculous, selfish, self-serving hypocracy.
Thanks very much DK. Actually I think I was too easy on him, but the language has its limits.
The only thing more disgusting than Limpboy is his huge influence.
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