Saturday, July 04, 2009

The end of Independence Day?

Happy Independence day, my fellow Americans. Yes, it's Independence day and not the 4th of July as those damn liberal, Fascist bastards are trying to force us to say because they hate Independence. So why isn't Fox News telling us about this scandal? Why isn't Fox reporting the wave of legislation making fireworks illegal? Hmmmm.

People are speculating that Fox is supporting a declaration of dependence making the USA a subsidiary of News Corporation. The name would be changed to Fox Nation.

Hey, I just report, you decide.

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