Bush is on the bottle again, says the National Enquirer. Did y’all really think it was a pretzel that caused him to pass out and fall off his couch? The Enquirer quotes “family sources” and Dr. Justin Frank, a Washington D.C. psychiatrist and author of Bush on the Couch: inside the Mind of the President, who says: "I do think that Bush is drinking again. Alcoholics who are not in any program, like the President, have a hard time when stress gets to be great.”
An Associated Press poll seems to show that confidence in President Bush has risen slightly.
Pravda reports that A Chinese manufacturer is offering Condoms using brand names, Clinton and Lewinsky. “Clinton” condoms are produced for consumers with income higher than average and cost 29,8 yuan ($3,7) for a 10-pack. “Lewinsky” condoms are aimed at mass consumer. They are sold for 18,8 yuan ($2,3) for a pack. Each pack contains package insert with erotic image on one side and an “X-rated” joke on the other side.
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National Enquirer and Pravda? Next you'll be quoting Fox News.
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