Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Church of lies

One of my most vain hopes (no, not the lottery thing or the one where Bush is changed to a pillar of salt) is to see Ann Coulter behind bars.  Yes, I said vain hope.  None the less, she does have her little felony problem in Palm Beach, where despite her claims to the contrary in her “lectures” and on TV she does dwell at 242 SEABREEZE AVE, PALM BEACH FL 33480 6129.

She denies this, in her lying little way, even in the face of her having registered and voted in Palm Beach County using a false address, which is, as you might suspect, a felony.  

In an attempt to bury the evidence, she’s applied to have her actual address (see above) stricken from the records.  That’s something the law reserves for certain categories of citizens, such as policemen and not for quasi-human birds of prey like Ann.  Victims of stalking, which she claims without evidence to be since someone has sent her roses (Satan?) may qualify, as may victims of domestic violence, yet Ann has no domestic partner, or if she has had, she has eaten them.

So although Supervisor of Elections Arthur Anderson has as yet after four months of trying, been unable to get Ann to admit to living there, her address of 242 Seabreeze Ave, Palm Beach FL  33480 is valid says the Palm Beach Post.

You may want to take the opportunity to write her or if the number of record at the time she bought the house is still valid, call her at (561) 655-9520 and ask why those nasty people at the Church of Liberalism feels that she isn’t above the law. I’d like to know why she can’t simply live in one place and vote in another – is it the Liberals again?  

If you’d like driving information, click on this link.  It’s about 4 blocks south of the Breakers, half a block east of A1A.  No ocean view, of course, lest the sea boil at her gaze. . .

2 comments:

Crankyboy said...

I visited her there. I wasn't hard to find with all the brown shirted groupies outside her door.

Capt. Fogg said...

The brown things with 6 legs are cockroaches, the ones with two legs are Republicans.