Way back when, I knew a fellow about my own age who used to brag about taking one or two trips to Santo Domingo a year for the purpose of having sex with 12 year old girls, or so he said to those unfortunate enough to suffer his confidences. So when I heard that Rush Limbaugh had been detained after arriving at Palm Beach International from the Dominican Republic because of a bottle of Viagra with questionable provenance, the first thing I thought of was those stories of underage brothels catering to American men of questionable or non-existent morals.
Crankyboy was right when he told me nothing would happen to Rush, the hero of the Values Voter and upholder of Family Values – the drug using scourge of drug users. In fact he broke no law by having the pills with someone else’s name on the bottle to spare him, as he said, the “embarrassment.”
No embarrassment for having enhancement pills that is. Why should he be embarrassed that we can be pretty sure he was coming back from a sex tour in his private plane and may suspect he had been indulging his obscene lusts with the children of a third world country. His friends don’t care as long as he continues to lie about, libel and slander decent people for the sake of the Party. First things first and all’s fair in love and evildoing.
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"Crankyboy was right..."
That's how every sentence should start out.
Poor guy can't get it up. His listeners, I am sure, can relate.
I understand North Korea named their Nodong missile after him.
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