Are you the guy that used to get his books dumped in the high school hallway? Are you afraid of everyone? Someone saw you buying Tofu? Someone pushed your kid aside in the playground and you were afraid to defend him? Someone steal a parking spot from you? Had a hard day working in your cubicle? Well then, you miserable, weak, sniveling automobile driving worm – “reclaim your Manhood, buy a Hummer.”
I’m not making this up, the commercials have been running all week.
Thanks Hummer (division of GM,) for confirming what I’ve been saying all along. The people who buy these grotesque, pretend military trucks are the very same pathetic, spineless, cowering eunuchs you direct these ads at. I mean we knew it all along, but it’s good to hear you admit it.
I’ll bet everyone in the Bush administration has at least one.
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So true!
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