And what about the inflatable Ann Coulter dolls?

As ever, the “smaller, less intrusive government” Republicans are intruding into private lives and private bedrooms in South Carolina with a bill, proposed by Republican Representative Ralph Davenport that would make it a felony to sell devices used primarily for sexual stimulation and allow law enforcement to seize sex toys from raided businesses.

Actually I’m all for it -- if it will be strictly enforced -- because that would certainly allow law enforcement to cut off the hands of the master debaters in the South Carolina legislature and banish all the rest of those Republican dildos from the state.