Nuke New Zealand!

If Fox News is really looking for evidence that there is a war on Easter, it’s surprising that they have not mentioned that hotbed of anti-Christian sentiment, that god-hating cauldron of sin, New Zealand.

"The Easter icon is in fact a villain," said Chris Macann, a spokesman for Environment Canterbury, a government-backed group on New Zealand's South Island. Yep, these Godless Environmental wacko hippie carrot-hugging Liberals are tired of being eaten out of farm and field by wascally wabbits and they’re out to do something about it, Dick Cheney style.

Hundreds of hunters will stalk and shoot all the rabbits they can find over Easter. “we want them dead," said McCann.

We can expect that the Rapture won’t be beaming up anyone from New Zealand when it takes place any minute now, but that’s just my opinion. I report, you decide.